Yo, this is the story all about how

My life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd

Like to take a minute if you'll just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the princess of Edgewood's upper layers.


In lower-level Edgewood, delivered and raised,

The classroom is where I spent most of my days,

Chewing stale snacks, Enduring treatment cruel,

Lookin' out and wonderin' what's beyond the school,

When a couple of students who always dealt doom

Started trashing up my little classroom.

I got hit with one little desk, and my mind got scared,

And said "You're going to the top to learn what happened here".


I begged and pleaded with me, day after day,

But still packed up my essentials, and went on my way,

I looked to The Two Girls, I grabbed an eraser,

I put my long skirt on, I said "I might as well face her!"


Class after Class, wow, this is mean!

Getting cool stuff out of vending machines.

Is this what the kids in Edgewood live like?

Hmm. This might be alright!


But wait, I hear they're angry, "die now!", that cred.

Is that where my subconscious thinks to send this this cool kid?

Well, I guess so, but I'll see when I get there.

I hope I'm prepared for Edgewood's upper layers!

Yo, this is the story all about how My life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd Like to take a minute if you'll just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the princess of Edgewood's upper layers. In lower-level Edgewood, delivered and raised, The classroom is where I spent most of my days, Chewing stale snacks, Enduring treatment cruel, Lookin' out and wonderin' what's beyond the school, When a couple of students who always dealt doom Started trashing up my little classroom. I got hit with [i]one little[/i] desk, and my mind got scared, And said "You're going to the top to learn what happened here". I begged and pleaded with me, day after day, But still packed up my essentials, and went on my way, I looked to The Two Girls, I grabbed an eraser, I put my long skirt on, I said "I might as well face her!" Class after Class, wow, this is mean! Getting cool stuff out of vending machines. Is this what the kids in Edgewood live like? Hmm. This might be alright! But wait, I hear they're angry, "die now!", that cred. Is that where my subconscious thinks to send this this cool kid? Well, I guess so, but I'll see when I get there. I hope I'm prepared for Edgewood's upper layers!