Somehow you made it here, whether it be cryptic message on your profile (spooky), or I destroyed you in a game. Either way, welcome.

As I said before, drinks are on the house. Out of Fanta, though, gotta get more of that.

Fallout fanatic, likes miniguns, plays a LOT of Bloons Tower Defense 6, probably has the world record for "most times locked out of steam account". Funny world, isn't it?


Been all too quiet around here recently.

Y'all ever just have a really cute Moxxie plushie? I do.