The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. You're not helping at all. Why is that, Gaylard?

Hallo, i would like to friend you but i am somewhat concerned by some of the reviews/ comments on your profile and dont want to risk something like that so could you possibly tell me if the majority of comments are true or false and why?

Gaylord makes any day quantifiably better by a measurable margin definable by science. This is because he too, is measurable. It's just simple mathematics.

you are absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at dota 2 lmao

bloked

-rep
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

what was that you may ask. that was just one of the many funny jokes that Gaylord "TheCoolkid" Q tinkledink say everyday of every hour. full of suspense around every corner. youll be thinking to yourself while masturbating tonight: "what happens next". not to mention the free games you are gifted regularly such as the groundbreaking title "Bad Rats". Gaylord is kinky, horny, sexy, and can always have a fun time.

666/10 would not friend again.

-tork, infinity ward senior staff member