Chains is in a pickle

Hello sir, would you be interested in joining me in following the light of the capitalistic way?

b8'd xd

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me you little ♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I gradually reach to the top guild on my server and in this game, been involved in numerous world first raids, and I have over 200 confirmed world first boss kills. I have played every class in the game and I’m the top dps, tank and healer in the guild.

You are nothing to me but just another casual scrub. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with skills the likes of which had never been seen before in World of Warcraft, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me in the game? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting the best pvpers on my Battle.net friends list and your Battle Tag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scrub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your characters and account.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead kid. I can be on any server, anytime, and I can gank you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my PvE gear. Not only am I extensively trained in PvP and PvE, but I have played every class and I will use them to its full extent to wipe your miserable toons off the face of Azeroth and Draenor, you little ♥♥♥♥.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would’ve held your little fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob. I will unleash the fury of the cosmos all over you and you will drown in my crits. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead kiddo.

when ur mongolian sex slave dies and then ur anarcho-capitalist republic launches a cold one with the boyz xdxdxdxdxd im going to hell for this lolololol