This dude threw an easy dub away in NightReighn because following two people was "too hard"

I love myself.
BananaSodomy: "you want a happy ending? here's hobo phoenix. trust me, you'll love him. you liked attorney phoenix? you'll love poker player phoenix"


Axel: know what it feels like to contort your ♥♥♥♥ with a crab claw, while dilslodging your ass from a tiki torch

Onizx: wait...it all comes together now...that voice, chubby, arrogance, aren't those the ingredients to a lazy older brother who lives with his parents stereotype

Onizx: >A replaying gif of a girl shooting a banana out of her anus like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocket while another girl tries to catch it in her mouth. All while "Bananas" by Gwen Stefani plays in the background.

AngelofDeath: i bet spencer ends up with some fat black chick
AngelofDeath: that beats him
Namlas: oh, it's guaranteed
AngelofDeath: and then she makes him suck her ♥♥♥♥
Namlas: hahahhhahahahahhaaaha
AngelofDeath: oh yeah
AngelofDeath: forgot to mention
AngelofDeath: she has a ♥♥♥♥

Kj: dont bate
Kj: if you bate, you will pass out
Salman Iqbal: wise words from Kros Jonk
Kj: every time i bate, i have to take a nap

HessianD: yeah i read the twilight books, what of it?
HessianD: you know, those books aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be. the story is good and the characters have quite a bit of depth to them

Spike: yeah i said it
Spike: i liked WORSE GRAPHICS

Alastor: are you hardcore enough to take a videogame quiz
BrownBooty69: sure
Alastor: well that's great, but you'll have to find one cause i just asked that for no reason

7:52 PM - James Earl Jones: how do u get more blueprints
7:52 PM - therapistguy: You turn your head and cough twice
7:52 PM - therapistguy: actually, idk
7:53 PM - James Earl Jones: the last time i had a physical for the job i have now
7:53 PM - James Earl Jones: the old lady doctor told me to relax when she was doin the junk exam
7:53 PM - James Earl Jones: so i dropped my arms
7:54 PM - James Earl Jones: and she said "you're not allowed to touch me"
7:54 PM - James Earl Jones: fml

AngelofDeath: yeah, i'd allow edgeworth to penetrate me

I love myself.

Oh yeah, and I'm brown. graphics graphics graphics







Alastor: did you know my ♥♥♥♥ is really the head of a california mountain snake?

Alastor: what's my ♥♥♥♥ doing up that ass? Oh Yeah, I'm pissing in dat ass to save toilets from stain abuse

AngelofDeath: hey salman
AngelofDeath: have you ever owned a "chea" pet
AngelofDeath: you'd just pour water on it, and it would say things like "I ain't done ♥♥♥♥," "we don't need this," "chea," etc.

BrownBooty69: Brian... that was me trying to cheer YOU up
BrownBooty69: since, you know.... I found out the true reason why that one chick started to ignore you
AngelofDeath: yeah, because i whipped out my ♥♥♥♥ and started screaming like super saiyan 3 goku

Butt Stuff R Us: ♥♥♥♥ my ass
Butt Stuff R Us: ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥
Butt Stuff R Us: ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥
Pizza Guy: I'm totally cool with that