IVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, AND THATS BY CHOICE. IM A PURE BRED SIGMA WITH AN AGARTHA STARE. IM BLACK PILLED AND INVEST ON STOCKS AND CRYPTO… IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO THE CAN CAN WHILE SPEEDING FROM THE POLICE IN YOUR KIA SOUL DONT ADD ME. MY DIET IS FILLED WTH FERMENTED STEAK IN A JAR OF MICROORANISMS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I DRINK THE EXTRA LIQUIDS LIKE KOMBUCHA. WHERE DID I LEARN SUCH A LAVISH LIFESTYLE? I GIVE THANKS TO MY 12 CORE PROCESSOR MICROSHIP IMPLANTED IN MY BRAIN BY ELON MUSK. THE MICROWAVE IN MY 1,000SQ FT KITCHEN CONNECTS TO THE SATILITES IN THE SKY AND ZAP THEM RIGHT INOT MY BRAIN AT PARALYZING VELOCITY, I WILL WAKE UP FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WITH REVOLUTIONARY IDEAS FOR THE CURRENT GENERATION. LIBLEFTIE'S DONT UNDERSTAND THE POWER MY TRANSHUMAN IMAGINATION CONTAINS

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