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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:24am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 3:48pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:29am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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