HollowLegend
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No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.:steamthumbsup:
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No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.:steamthumbsup:
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Sir Michael Vintage 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm 
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl, obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy
I battle with the evil ways, I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn't here
I take a rest, I push the pause, level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage I will clear; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ passed, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forevermore
Stop complaining and start changing it

Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life
He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game
So stop playing and open up your eyes
moth 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00pm 
sonic chu:os_niko:
moth 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am 
sonic chu:os_niko:
moth 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl, obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy
I battle with the evil ways, I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn't here
I take a rest, I push the pause, level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage I will clear; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ passed, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forevermore
Stop complaining and start changing it

Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life
He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game
So stop playing and open up your eyes
GmodBoi 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm 
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl, obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy
I battle with the evil ways, I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn't here
I take a rest, I push the pause, level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage I will clear; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ passed, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forevermore
Stop complaining and start changing it

Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life
He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game
So stop playing and open up your eyes
moth 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04pm 
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