Elite level gamer with a bit of salt and toxicity

+rep extremely fun and chill. Brightens up every server he gets in

hello want buy your items from tf2 for keys!!!!!!!!!!!

I needed pants.. because.. I had an accident.
And no, no accidents like make a bowel move or a liquid accident. I was dancing in the club, and it went rrrriiip in the place where the pants need no rips ja? So I go the the GAP. And I see this pants ja? but it has a broken eeeehh... it has a broken reißverschluss. the up and down ja? I go the GAP lady and I ask her: ''This is.. BROKEN.'' may I have a discount?

She looks at me, and says: Oh, you want a cake and eat it too?

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Wha- Who- Who is needed desserts? Who has cake? Why else would you have a cake. to eat ja? What else do you do with it? You receive cake, you open de window und wapperdepap, out the window? bye cake? on the street and splat? then hours later some squirrels... What?

This is not how cake is working. Und this is not how pants is working. I would like the pants, and wears them too this is why pants are exisiting.

So please.

Sell to me.

I will fix the zippy.

Howdy, you were from ApostasyGaming?

Can you accept my add please...