I was beaten, stabbed, scratched, stinged, crushed, cut, dissolved in acid, doused with orange slurry, thrown dung at me and cut with circular saws. The kindest guys who offered to rest on the bench turned out to be evil creatures that lured me into a trap. The most pathetic, weak, helpless and stupid being in this world took my girlfriend from me. Crazy grandpa asked me to save all his kids so this psychopath can eat them all. The only one who was so similar to me, the one in whom I wanted to find at least a pinch of compassion, whom I so desperately followed, turned out to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spider, hungry for me. Even the sun came down from the sky to kick my ass. And now, after everything I've been through, I have only one question left: when will the sequel?

I was beaten, stabbed, scratched, stinged, crushed, cut, dissolved in acid, doused with orange slurry, thrown dung at me and cut with circular saws. The kindest guys who offered to rest on the bench turned out to be evil creatures that lured me into a trap. The most pathetic, weak, helpless and stupid being in this world took my girlfriend from me. Crazy grandpa asked me to save all his kids so this psychopath can eat them all. The only one who was so similar to me, the one in whom I wanted to find at least a pinch of compassion, whom I so desperately followed, turned out to be a fucking spider, hungry for me. Even the sun came down from the sky to kick my ass. And now, after everything I've been through, I have only one question left: when will the sequel?