30+ Runs. 30+ runs is what it took my friend and I to the last floor. We braved our skulls bashed in by racist boulders, trolls that felt upset we invaded their personal space, and succubi that have a different understanding than we do of "having a good time". We engulfed a lot of cheese and meat into our mouths only to have swoley baggins beat our head in with one swift strike of his oversized club.

30+ runs we made it to the last floor. This is it, we thought. This looks like the exit.

It wasn't the exit.

We both had 100000volts of electricity shot up our ♥♥♥♥♥ while a demon teabagged us at the same time.

30+runs we endured only to be obliterated in less than a second. And you know what we did then?

We started over and died to a Boulder on floor 1. I love this game.

30+ Runs. 30+ runs is what it took my friend and I to the last floor. We braved our skulls bashed in by racist boulders, trolls that felt upset we invaded their personal space, and succubi that have a different understanding than we do of "having a good time". We engulfed a lot of cheese and meat into our mouths only to have swoley baggins beat our head in with one swift strike of his oversized club. 30+ runs we made it to the last floor. This is it, we thought. This looks like the exit. It wasn't the exit. We both had 100000volts of electricity shot up our dicks while a demon teabagged us at the same time. 30+runs we endured only to be obliterated in less than a second. And you know what we did then? We started over and died to a Boulder on floor 1. I love this game.