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Only bought this game for the alien strip club 10/10, love me those alien ♥♥♥♥♥ holes MHMM

This game helped me build the confidence to talk to women. I have also started lifting and I am now letting my chest hair grow out.

My teammates couldn't stop yelling allahu akbar and playing the ISIS theme song

You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.

10/10 would offer to the shrine again.

The loading screens are my favorite part.

I just wish they would release a legend whose ability is to have a stable connection to the servers

Yeah hey, so it's a really great game (lol) but I would only recommend buying it if you're super ♥♥♥♥ and a gay even maybe too haha

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just, watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. loaded into the game, made my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. loved it as it was the best time had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

"Sea of thieves" . . . nuts fit in your mouth. lol!

No big titty goth ghosts :(