Prufe the Sun is Flat vsn 1.0 may 2025


this tale may sound idiotic yet its jeeeneus maybe more even
i already pruved the earf is flat, earlier as im smartar than inestine
so here goes the tail of a man named godfrey name givin to me
if you want too check the facts look it up in my jornal named godfree
and his dicoveree of jumping off the eje of anatica i had to avoid naviy vessels and
all sorts of strife..all for the motif to pruve the eurfs flat

so you can look those facts up in my jornel
for now i want to show you the trooth of anti-evil
the might of gods forces the ways it all works
as i made a rocket ship beta than nasa
made for travelling to the sun

and i went there last week with my young ones
we built the ship with no guns or equipment
non of thos were on the roket ship
we flew with to the sun ..that we did done

as we kno god is a good guy and our life cause
i will not bore you with any details of how
we used sailing ships sails instead of rocket fuel
to be going all the way to the sun propelled
by the winds in the sky and the ringing bells
of heaven not hell

we sailed with high gusts just to show everyone
how our next advetere
was porooovin the sun is also flat
just like we prufed the earth is just that
already and will be in the new written gospel
in futue everyone will read about us in their looking back on us
of documented histery

anyway sorry i got distracted her is da story
of how we dicovered the sun is flat likely
hot it says in books yet we are not really
not really sure so in all the cases that might happen
we prepare and get ready

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so we head forth into the starry skies in space its even
so nice that we travel so fast in space with the powerful winds
we even go straight through a space hurricane
we are so smart we head into it we think with our branes

so we go faster than airforece aeroplanes or nasa rocket ships
designed to go to mars or the moon, nasa,? what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
then pretty soon we are hitting a tornado and go to the flat sun
we land pretty smooth and now we show everyone

we are landing on the sun its flat no hills no mountains
no rivers or flames no balls of fire
we realise we are getting colder
so as we prepared just like in scouts our motto said
be prepared for anything

now we get into our cold weather gear
it is snowing everywhere here
well we did show you
astro physisists
just what you dumbies think
you are wrong the sun is colder
than mount Everest

it is also proven by us bunch
the sun is flat
we all showed you
this is the truth
as we proofed the earth is too


*(maybe time to get rid of the dumb spelling mistakes and finish)
put this back where the * was marked..see what they say about bad spelling vs trying to seem serious)