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Pineapple on Pizza is a thorough metaphor for life, the pursuit of happiness, and the end goal all of humanity should strive for. It redefines what it means to 'play' a 'game', and in just minutes I found myself absolutely submerged in the burning hot lava of the game's insatiable lust for provocative storytelling and extremely thoughtful and gratifying game play.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Play it. You won't regret it. They will.

If you've liked ANY of the other "The Room" games, you'll like this one. Plain and simple. The story ties into other games, and its eerie ambiance is turned up to 11 in this one. A fantastic game I had the delight to play for 25 hours.

EDIT: Since writing this review, all issues below have been resolved through various means. The game allows for several options now which make it much more fair and fun!

I want to start off by saying that I -loved- Bomber Crew. I have almost 100 hours in a game that probably finishes in 3-4 if you're quick. I never understood the reviews on that game which said it was too difficult and too hard to get to further missions. But even then, the developers added a slow-motion feature for those players (which I got bonus points for never using-- cool)!

Now, on to Space Crew. With my previous 100 hours in Bomber Crew you can imagine how excited I was to play another similar game. I went into it confident, because while Bomber Crew was difficult at times, it was fair. If you were going into a High Risk mission, you would expect a possible failure. But in Space Crew that's not the case. "Low Danger" missions tear my ship up and make me frazzled after a half-hour trip.

I use the abilities, I use the slow motion, I use the med packs, I place them where I can, I take the safe routes, and STILL I can end up failing and stressed. The 'Abort' is a nice feature-- it allows you to tuck your tail and cut your losses while still gaining some XP, but it's not enough. The game is FAR too difficult on the early stages. Either less enemies or more accurate gunners (or even more frequent abilities) would go a long way.

As a veteran Bomber Crew player I still recommend this game, because I stuck with Bomber Crew from its beginning and I can assure you the developer team reads this feedback and actually cares. Buy it now while it's on sale and just wait for some patches, even! I guarantee after the difficulty issues are fixed this will be as fun as Bomber Crew. I have faith in you, Runner Duck!

I can't believe I paid actual human money for this. meme level was like 2/10. you can see boob if you get the camera right, that's why it's not 1/10

This game is fantastic. It has a perfect mix of upgrade elements, addictive and easy to learn/tough to master gameplay, and a wonderfully lighthearted aesthetic.

I have 415+ games in my Steam Library, and over the past 10 years I think this is the only game I've come back to after beating it three separate times. If it even slightly interests you, I wholeheartedly recommend you buy it. For only $15, the amount of fun you get is a steal.

This game is absolutely incredible. If you're even thinking about buying it, BUY IT. I was on the fence about it, but you get SO much for your $20. Three people put their heart and soul into this game and every single second of playing it screams that fact. The gameplay is fun and silly, the story is way more profound than I could have ever expected, and it's just a wonderful experience.

I don't often write reviews for games, but this one is chalking up to be one of my all-time favourites (and with a library of almost 400 games and having played likely more than a thousand in my lifetime, that's saying something).

So go on! If you're thinking about playing it, play it! You won't regret it, I can almost assure you of that.

This game is creative and pretty fun so far, definitely worth the cheaper price tag to try out. I've played through quite a few visual novels and Lucy Got Problems is up there in terms of its originality and humour, and with a fair share of boobage you can't really go wrong to get it. As another user mentioned you can get the patch from googling 'Flat Chest Dev patreon'.

The combat is bad, the writing is horrible, and I didn't know one game could fit so many tropes into it. The gameplay is as linear and predictable as the writing, and the characters are generally unlikeable douchebags. Refunded.

AMD octo-core processor, GTX 780 Ti, 16GB DDR3 2000 RAM, and I haven't had a single technical issue with the game yet. It's fantastic. If you like the Dishonored story, buy it. Definitely worth what seems to just be a slight gamble of minor performance issues. Don't let the mixed reviews sway you. Even if it doesn't work for you now, a future patch will have you covered.

This game is incredible. From the simplicity of its UI to the wonderfully low price, everything about it is pleasing. It does something that I think is indescribably unique and valuable for a puzzle game -- it switches things up. Often, when the difficulty of a puzzle game like this one increases, you get increasingly difficult puzzles of the same type over and over again. It gets to the point where the puzzle is so complex and you don't even feel like solving it because it just seems like busy work.

THIS GAME DOES NOT DO THAT! What a pleasure it is to put in a solid 10 minutes to solve a puzzle, and then be rewarded with something totally new to learn instead of just a more annoying version of the thing you just completed. Don't get me wrong, you WILL get more difficult versions of the same puzzle, but not for more than a few puzzles in a row. I think a lot of games could learn from this. It keeps things fresh and fun and will make you want to keep coming back to excercise your brain.