Highlights of my collection:
Every tradable Genuine in the game, including the elusive Nabler and the rare untradable Boiling Point
1/1 Forever Collector's Graybanns (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Buccaneer's Bicorne
Functionally 1/1 Forever Collector's Conquistador (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Surgeon's Side Satchel
Functionally 1/2 Forever Collector's Escapist
1/2 Forever Collector's Outdoorsman (Crafted by me)
Functionally 1/1 Forever Collector's Whirly Warrior
1/2 Forever Collector's Itsy Bitsy Spyer (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Fed-Fightin' Fedora
1/1 Forever Collector's Wet Works
1/1 Forever Collector's Heavy Duty Rag
1/2 Collector's Stately Steel Toe (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Industrial Festivizer
1/1 Collector's Carouser's Capotain
1/2 Forever Collector's Doctor Sack (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Pocker Purrer
1/1 Forever Collector's Officer's Ushanka
1/1 Forever Collector's Texas Slim's Dome Shine (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Scout Shako
1/1 Forever Collector's Big Elfin Deal
1/2 Forever Collector's Backwards Ballcap (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Your Worst Nightmare
1/1 Forever Collector's Birdcage
1/1 Forever Collector's Dead of Night
1/5 Collector's Gold Digger
1/3 Forever Collector's Rogue's Col Roule
1/2 Forever Collector's Front Runner
1/1 Forever Collector's Argyle Ace
1/3 Forever Collector's Delinquent's Down Vest (Crafted by me, put over 180 into it)
1/1 Forever Collector's Federal Casemaker
1/1 Forever Collector's Backbiter's Billycock
1/1 Forever Collector's Noble Amassment of Hats
1/1 Forever Collector's Dr's Dapper Topper
1/1 Forever Collector's Brigade Helm (Crafted by me)
1/3 Forever Collector's Nanobalaclava (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Air Raider
1/3 Forever Collector's Grimm Hatte (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/1 Forever Collector's Ornament Armament (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Rump-o'-Lantern
1/1 Forever Collector's Photo Badge
1/3 Forever Collector's Teufort Tooth Kicker
1/2 Forever Collector's Breakneck Baggies (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Weight Room Warmer (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Salty Dog (Crafted by me)
1/3 Forever Collector's Slick Cut
Clean Glitched Circuit Board and Fireproof Secret Diary
1/2 Original Haunted Phantasm Battin' a Thousand
Clean Sunbeams Batter's Helmet
Clean Midnight Whirlwind Schadenfreude
Multiple Strangified Achievement Items, Including Horsemann's Head, Monoculus, Skull Island Topper, Ghastly Gibus, and Mildly Menacing Halloween Mask
Clean Vintage Fan O'War, Concheror, and Bill's Hat
Clean Collector's Bat Outta Hell and Conscientous Objector
Clean Smissmas Caribou, HOUWAR, Holiday Headcase, etc.
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2011
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2012
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2013
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2014
Strange Battery Canteens that originally didn't count anything
The first Strange Bonk Helm to be unboxed
The first Class Crown to be unboxed
The second Collector's Postal Pummeler ever to be crafted
100 unique Collector's quality items (I do not have two of any of them)



Formerly owned cool stuff:
Collector's Das Hazmattenhatten Chemistry Set
1/1 Forever Collector's Virtual Viewfinder
1/1 Collector's Egghead Overalls
Vintage Ghastlierest Gibus
Cloudy Moon Grimm Hatte

Interesting Facts
First Hat Drop: Flamboyant Flamenco
First Hat Crafted: Copper's Hard Top
Most Expensive Item Uncrated: Taunt: Pool Party
First Strange: Dead Ringer
First Unusual: Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe
First Vintage: Jarate
First Collector's: Bonk! Atomic Punch
First Collector's Craft: Conquistador
First Collector's Weapon Craft: Festive Force-A-Nature
First Decorated Weapon: American Pastoral (Field Tested)
First Genuine: Brain Bucket
First Unique: Mercenary (duh)
First Haunted: Griffin's Gog
First Trade: March 13, 2012
My first trade was with https://steamproxy.net/id/daltonbanana and I traded my Unique Blutsauger, Southern Hospitality, and Reserve Shooter for his Unique Solemn Vow, Liberty Launcher and Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Other Interesting Tidbits:
I've had the same Blighted Beak since April 15, 2012. It is tied with my Vintage Camera Beard for the item that has been in my inventory the longest, and out of respect I will probably keep it that way.

I own at least one completed Collector's Hat set for every class.

Regarding Impersonation
Impersonating me is not practical or intelligent. If it's not a man with 45 Collector's cosmetics than it's not me. You don't need to tell me about impersonators, I can't really do much to help you if you were scammed by an already-marked impersonator.