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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 26.2 hrs on record
Posted: 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:19pm
Product received for free

I'D RATHER SMEAR LIQUIDISED ♥♥♥♥ AND THEN EAT THE REMAINING ♥♥♥♥ THAN TO PLAY THIS GAME. ♥♥♥♥ THIS.
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2 Comments
Jay 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:29pm 
Well that escalated quickly
big balls 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:22pm 
ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE IT GIVES AN ERROR AT THE END OF THE MISSION, THAT MOTHERFUCKING THING GOT ME TILTED SO BADLY THAT I WANNA STRAIGHT GO TO KONAMI AND FIND THE CEO THEN TO RIP OUT HIS BALLS AND THEN HIS TEETH THEN DEEPFRY THE BALLS AND TEETH AND THEN PROCEED TO FEED HIM WITH CHOPSTICKS AND WHILE TAKING A SHIT ON HIM, A SHIT THAT IS SO FURIOUS THAT ITS EYES ARE BURNING WHILE HIS NOSE IS BLOCKED BY MY SHIT AS WELL, BURNING AS WELL. I HOPE TO THE FUCKING GOD THAT THEY GET BANKRUPTED AND THEN LEFT ALONE AS A HOBO.