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I HAVE RECENTLY COME INTO POSSESSION OF 14,000 RARE KNIFE SKINS AND ONE (1) PRESTIGE LEVEL FORTNITE ACCOUNT. DUE TO INTERNATIONAL GAMER LAW (ARTICLE 420, SECTION 69), I AM REQUIRED TO DISTRIBUTE THESE TO A TRUSTED INDIVIDUAL WHO CAN CLICK VERY FAST. 🖱️⚡
PLEASE SEND ME YOUR:
STEAM LOGIN
PASSWORD (CASE SENSITIVE, MUST INCLUDE A TEAR EMOJI 😢)
CREDIT CARD INFORMATION (BACKWARDS)
FAVORITE TYPE OF CHEESE 🧀
UPON RECEIPT, MY LEGAL GAMER TEAM (CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF MINIONS AND ONE ELDERLY PIKACHU) WILL TRANSFER YOUR PRIZES WITHIN 4-6 BUSINESS YEARS.
THIS IS NOT A SCAM. MY UNCLE WORKS AT VALVE. HE ONCE BREATHED THE SAME AIR AS GABE NEWELL WHILE WAITING FOR A BURRITO 🌯.
FAILURE TO REPLY WILL RESULT IN THE INSTANT DEMISE OF ALL YOUR INVENTORY, INCLUDING THAT ONE HAT YOU GOT IN TF2 AND LOVE FOR SOME REASON.
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_***______SORRY FOR________***_
_***_______GETTING________***_
__***________YOU________***__
___***____PREGNANT_____***____
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I'll be more careful next time, I promise