Aliases/Nicknames: Roy, Fōng, Drifter, Grifter, Aemon Blackfyre, Sajen Hathian, The Greedy Bridge Baron, Poopboy, Pillar of the Community, Chef of the Century, The Royalist, Stin, Rear Admiral of the Circus Fleet, the Ultimate and Final Cuck, the Heartless, "the Sus", de Laurentiis
Personal Motto: Eat Dirt
Common Sayings, but not his official motto: "Well, the Opposite is True.", I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery..." , "Socialism is Based." , Don't Run With Scissors , "Madness and Stupidity." , Use Women and Children as Human Shields. [i.gyazo.com]
Places Lived: Fairfax VA, Herndon VA, Staunton VA, Emmitsburg MD, Ellicott City MD, Prague CZ, South Jersey
Ethnicity: 80% Greek (Zionist Game), 100% Turkish (thx), 25% Mormon, 25% Bavarian
Birthday: June 17, 1998
Religion: Cult of DeVito [i.gyazo.com] (Atheism), Catholic (formerly), Latvian Orthodox
Favorite Ages of my Life: 8-9, 11-13, 17-19, 24
Least Favorite Ages of my Life: 7, 14-15, 20-21, 23
Alma Mater: Prager University (Ironically)

Political Party: nOt LeFt NOt riGHt bUt fOrWaRd
Social Ideology: Liberal Cuck, Progressivism, Total Separation, Critical Race car Theory (Ironically)
Governmental Ideology: Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, Bureaucratic Obstructionism (Ironically), Canadian Imperialism
Foreign Policy Ideology: Internationalism, Interventionism, Imperialism
Hated Politics: rfk jr, Dennis Prager, Clarence Thomas, Steven Crowder, Ben Sha-pword, The Green Party, Ryan Anderson, Tucker Carlson, Cancun Cruz, MTG, anyone who runs against Jeb Bush, Jimmy Dore, Aaron Mate, Joe Manchin, Bob Menendez, Tulsi Gabbard, Winkle, Jackson Hinkle, The Epoch Times, Max Blumenthal, Aaron Rodgers, RFK Jr

Favorite Foods: Chicken Cacciatore, Milk Steak, Jellybeans (Ironically), Lamb Chops, Chili's Baby Back Ribs, Friday's Apps, H.E.B. Dumplings, Mushrooms, Plant-Based Beer, Raspberries, Colby Jack, Chicken, Dragon, Dragonflies, Pizza (Boneless), Fōng Special, Asiago Cheese Bagel, Bagel, "Daego Donut"
Favorite Drinks: Water, Lemonade, Fruit Punch
Least Favorite Drinks: Alcohol, Soda, Energy Drinks
Best Dishes I make: Tyson Nuggets (Microwaved), Rice (Marinated), Toast (Texas, A, French, Peanut Butter, Milk or Roach), Japanese Dishwater Soup, Delta Sandwich, Omicron Omelette, Egg
Favorite Establishments Chick-fil-a, Piero’s Corner, Casa Bonita (Food and Fun in a Festive Atmosphere), Buffalo Wild Wings, Hooters, Femboy Hooters, Tony’s Lunch, (gotta go to) Moe’s, Chili’s, Jake’s Cakes, Denny's, Wawa
Least Favorite Establishments Wendy’s, Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s, Cheesecake Factory, Buffalo Wild Wings (in Millville), Basilico’s Pasta E Vino, Jason’s Deli, In-n-Out, Whataburger, Goth iHop

Favorite Game Franchises: Hearts of Iron, Europa Universalis, Age of Empires, Lego Star Wars, Fire Emblem, Divorced Dads TCG, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Deep Rock Galactic, Pokemon
Favorite People Online: Maggie, Deo, Junt, DEV1ATE, Will (Apol), Ratboy (Woooh!), Harding, Gavin, Kman, Biden's Arch Rival, Mac, Jon Oneyed, Jon Ironheart, Gared
Favorite Movies: Alexander, Darkest Hour, Kung Fu Panda, Death of Stalin, V for Vendetta, The Dictator, Star Wars, The Phantom Menace, Role Models, Zombieland, Snowpiercer, Look Who's Back, We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tread, Vampire Strippers
Least Favorite Movies: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, No Country for Old Men, America: Imagine the World Without Her, Cat in the Hat, All Marvel Cimenatic Universe, Vampire Strippers, Planet of the Apes (original), New Planet of the Apes Series)
Favorite TV Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones (S1-4), Workaholics, Reign, The 100, Designated Survivor, iCarly, Squid Game, Better Call Saul, House of the Dragon, South Park, The Boys
Places I'd Like to Visit: Japan, New Zealand, Egypt, Greece, South Korea, Best Korea, ROC, Jordan, Austria, Australia, (postwar) Ukraine, Croatia, Scandanavia
Favorite Fictional Characters : Aegon II Targaryen (Young), Jimmy Valmer, Denethor II, The Deep, Homelander, Ramsay Bolton, Frank Reynolds, Ser Barristan Selmy, Sio Bibble, Alice Murphy, Admiral Holdo (Ironically), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Admiral General Aladeen, Nuclear Nadal, Mayor McDaniels, Cragnoor the Heartless, Uncle Leo (HELLO!), Country Mac, General Posca, Jackie Chiles, Kramer, Jesus
Hated Fictional Characters : Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, Aemond Targaryen

Things I groom myself with: Bride
Despises/Terrified Of: Door Knockers, Grimace, Elevators, Rust (on metal), Rust (the game), the Texas Power Grid, Onions, Heights, the Marketplace of Ignorance, The Nightman, Coal Miners, Parallel Parking, Alec Baldwin, Doors Marked Pirate, People's Knees, Truckers, People Named "Ezra"
Vaccination Status: Yeah, I've been "Immunized"
Favorite Elements: Lithium, Argon (Abbreviations Only), Medical, Bathrooms
Role Models/Heroes: Danny DeVito, Riley Reid, Richard Dawkins, George Lucas, Joe Rogan (Ironically), Juan Carlos I, Stephen Harper, Chris "Beachgate" Christie, Dennis Prager (Ironically), Marv Heemeyer, Chris Hansen, Chumlee, Bernie Madoff, Francesco Schettino, Rudy Giuliani (Ironically), Joe Burrow, Tav, Myself, Roy Philipose, Skanderbeg, PPgunnafan, Emmanuel Macron