Recent reviews by Gym Class Boner

my wife left me for this game :/

Absolutely let this game cook. People need to give it a chance. People said the same thing about rs1 lol

idk, its the same shooter you see everywhere, but you get 2 lives at the same time. eh

Has a long long way to go. Feels exactly like smite 1 without any content and worse graphics. Sad!

and the people saying "its an alpha what do the negative reviews expect?" Do people not understand that people are complaining about the core game play? its not a fix that needs to be fixed lol. Its a fundamental problem that the game was built on and they will never fix that. Fixing that means to change the whole game and that's not what will ever happen. This game is what the game is and the only thing that will change is balance and new Gods. This game is just what Overwatch 2 did. Smite is dead yall

people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when it comes to data. all you ♥♥♥♥ is already all over the place.

fun game

I pucker my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for this one

This game sucks, they never give any content and now they are putting this ♥♥♥♥ on console when It hardly works on pc.

A shell of what it once was

This game grips and rips

this game slaps my ass