Recente recensies door GrumpyDuck

It was good until it wasn't.

The campaign might be the best in all of destiny. Except its not there anymore because bungie removed it.

Due to the campaign now being removed what you're doing is basically buying yourself a weapon pack and a pretty garbage raid apparently, if that's what you want to spend your 20 bucks on then go ahead I guess.

Before this game I was a social man with a possibly bright future ahead of me. A loving family, groups of friends, proper education, actual joy in life. I've got to know half the world with people that I held dear to me throughout the years. Things that were merely dreams for other people were reality to me.

Not a lot of things have changed since then. But, I just got from a 4 times loss streak in Crucible Competitive. And, let me tell you, I would sacrifice all of those things just to get a slightly better placement.
I think if I was married for 4.5 years with a woman I love and she was the mother of my kids, I'd drag her AND the kids across two miles of fiberglass just to get ascendant III.

Miquella, I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in you and every night I would ♥♥♥ in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my ♥♥♥♥ stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll ♥♥♥♥ you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much ♥♥♥ every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would ♥♥♥ inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.

My review on this really does not say much because two thirds of my playtime went on stalking Lady D.

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Majima.

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

''How old are you?''
''Kill.''

Just completed the tutorial and this game is already harder than any other game I played

I will never understand the hate around this one.