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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 8:55am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:28am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 12:42am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:00am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:22am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:54am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:03am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:59am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:30am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 11:02pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 12:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 3:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 12:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:32am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 12:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 2:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:37am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm



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