Before I sat on your lap, I felt butterflies on my stomach. Then, I was comfortable on your thick legs, took my shirt off and stole you a kiss. “What are you doing??” asked Santa Claus, pushing me. At the shopping mall floor I smiled as security approached, it was always a fetish of mine, to kiss the old man in the red suit.

You placed Silver 3 ? haha, i placed lem with my eyes closed bro, fragged out and mvp'd every game and i didn't even realise half the time. really, i didn't even break a sweat, felt like a walk in the park ... idk why you kids keep saying the game is full of cheaters haha, i guess i'm just that good oh well :).. But Yea ! squad up with me, then you'll realise how easy this game can be when someone else does all the work for you. love your L's Streak on faceit btw, looks like a solid hot train of L's.

-rep butt rot

Fïrst sorry my bad English, but i am from Slovakïa. It will sound very weird but i lovē idea of beïng shrunk down. My whߋle lïfe i was dreaming tߋ gēt shrunk to only ïnch tall to try how ït would feel to be that tiny for lifetime. I would absolutely love to be tiny and be helplēss. So this question is about what you would be able to do for someone you love. So let say you have shrinking serum which can shrink people down to inch tall for lifetime, and i am your BOYFRIEND and i asked you for my birthday to shrink me with your serum for lifetime and then start mess with me tiny to help me feel helplēss to make me happy. ( like tap your toe to floor beside of me to make floor shake for me, put cup over me etc... ) Would you fulfill it for me, or judge me for my dreams?

holy ♥♥♥♥ I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally & told me I need to isolate myself immediately bc they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, & a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes u think might b infected

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Imagine you're truly immortal, in space.

You jack it. Eventually, you will ejaculate. That ejaculation will give you a tiny, miniscule amount of thrust.

You jack it again the next day. Hell, maybe that same day, I don't judge. Same result. You shudder, a tiny amount of thrust.

Then again. And again. And again, over eons.

You will go faster and faster. Incredibly slowly, yes. But faster still. This is how ion engines work. Tiny amounts of thrust, but over long enough time scales you get serious results.

Eventually your jacking will propel you to an appreciable fraction of the speed of light. You'll be propelled across the cosmos at the end of light years long stream of gossamer wads.

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!! WEED!!!!! hits bong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just......DUDE LMFFFFFAAOO i am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!JUST......ROLL.....MY......JOINT.....UP......AYYYYYYYYYY DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEED!!!!!! i am just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON.......DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAA IM LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLAZED RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOO THIS cough ♥♥♥♥ cough IS cough SO cough ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cough DANK my DUDE HAHAHAHAA

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

hiko?

-rep toxic

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Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

Some people call me the Savior. The holy one. He who talks to the heavens.

I call myself N0pe.
I am here when you are scared, when the foreskinless soldiers attack our surf servers, I am here for you.

We are one, We are two, We are Britain.

Me and a clay man I made are in love. Greek clay is named after "plastelini" so I call my new boyfriend plastelino. I baked him so his clay penis will always be hard. I know he understands me because when I tell him my problems he sits fearless, calm and silent and listens to me. Then we ♥♥♥♥. I am happy at last I found true love. Please dont copy plastelino.

Salt. Air. Liquid. Toxicity.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Overtime happened.
Only the S1mple, master of all four tilts, could stop them. But when his team needed him most, he choked.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Tilter, a chairbender named JDM, and although his tilting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe JDM can save NA.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

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-rep sodding hacker noob mate, bloody spied me through the walls didn't he

This guy is the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy in the world like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i love him so much more than anything else i just wish that he would come to norway and have my babies like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes so hot and i love him and omg

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My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.

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♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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