Before I sat on your lap, I felt butterflies on my stomach. Then, I was comfortable on your thick legs, took my shirt off and stole you a kiss. “What are you doing??” asked Santa Claus, pushing me. At the shopping mall floor I smiled as security approached, it was always a fetish of mine, to kiss the old man in the red suit.

You placed Silver 3 ? haha, i placed lem with my eyes closed bro, fragged out and mvp'd every game and i didn't even realise half the time. really, i didn't even break a sweat, felt like a walk in the park ... idk why you kids keep saying the game is full of cheaters haha, i guess i'm just that good oh well :).. But Yea ! squad up with me, then you'll realise how easy this game can be when someone else does all the work for you. love your L's Streak on faceit btw, looks like a solid hot train of L's.

-rep butt rot

Fïrst sorry my bad English, but i am from Slovakïa. It will sound very weird but i lovē idea of beïng shrunk down. My whߋle lïfe i was dreaming tߋ gēt shrunk to only ïnch tall to try how ït would feel to be that tiny for lifetime. I would absolutely love to be tiny and be helplēss. So this question is about what you would be able to do for someone you love. So let say you have shrinking serum which can shrink people down to inch tall for lifetime, and i am your BOYFRIEND and i asked you for my birthday to shrink me with your serum for lifetime and then start mess with me tiny to help me feel helplēss to make me happy. ( like tap your toe to floor beside of me to make floor shake for me, put cup over me etc... ) Would you fulfill it for me, or judge me for my dreams?

holy ♥♥♥♥ I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally & told me I need to isolate myself immediately bc they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, & a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes u think might b infected

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.