Salutations Everyone! My name is The Grandmaster, and this is my humble little profile. I played TF2's competitive Highlander format from 2015-2017. I do not play any more, but you can occasionally find me on the Engineer.tf community discord server.

Engineer Main:
Season 19: Continue Living CLV| Silver Highlander
Season 20: Stevo Versus Spies Steel Highlander (3rd place)
Season 21: Chromosome Club Esports Silver Highlander (T8th place)
Season 22: Blackjack & Hookers Silver Highlander

Engineer Sub:
Season 24 (SUB): Proficient With Distinction Silver Highlander (3rd place)

This account is not used for trading. Nothing in my backpack is for sale. Over 95% of friend requests I get are scams and spam, so if you want to friend me, leave a comment below stating the reason. Again, if you're looking to trade, please look elsewhere.

Most games I play these days are single-player. I frequently write long-winded and absurdly complicated reviews on these games that absolutely nobody asks for but people seem to like anyways. Maybe you'll like them too. Maybe not. Please chastise me in the comments of those reviews either way.

...Do you want more? I mean, I guess I could give you a few extra things while I'm here...

Favorite food: Veal Parmesan
Favorite drink: Earl Grey Tea
Favorite all-time video game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Favorite sport: Fencing/Golf. Do either of those actually count as sports? Nope. Do I care? Nope.
Favorite non-gaming hobbies: I read 2 books a week, write historical nonfiction, and play competitive chess.
Favorite candy: Swedish Fish, anything chocolate.
Favorite things: Books, Jojokes


...WHEW!


I also bartend for Kubrick on the weekends.