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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 7:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 12:06pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 8:08am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:37am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:38am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:38am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:39am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:10am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:49am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:37am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:05am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:05am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:16am