Barlk (Lies of Piss)
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'In a vision, I saw a prophet, and he said: "There is no Heaven, and there is no Hell. There is only the Earth, and the bones of the dead within." I asked: how then may we find salvation? And he said: "You must build a new Jerusalem." Out of the bones of the dead we built a golden city; but salvation is not immortality. In the end, there is only the Earth, and to the Earth we all return. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.'


"There's a storm inside of us. I've heard many team guys speak of this. A burning. A river. A drive. An unrelenting desire to push yourself harder and further than anyone could think possible, pushing ourselves into those cold, dark corners... where the bad things live, where the bad things fight.
We wanted that fight at the highest volume. A loud fight. The loudest, coldest, darkest, most unpleasant of the unpleasant fights."


"There are things I need of you. Things you may not understand, and may not wish to do, but please, do not make the same mistakes I did.

My father, Howard, deserted me before I was born. I could claim the loss of my mother, and the letter I received after her funeral, blinded me to what I had to do. It would be a lie:

Human nature sealed my downfall.

My name is Philip. If we are lucky, then by the time you receive this, I will be dead.

If fate frowns, we all perish."


'"Wait, wait, back up. Are you saying you hallucinated on the job?"

"Mmm. No. I mean, I could always tell what was real or what wasn't, you know. So when I'd see things, ♥♥♥♥, man, I'd just roll with it."

"You still see things?"

"No. No, they stopped altogether after I was clean a couple of years. Yeah, back then, the visions... yeah, most of the time, ♥♥♥♥, I was convinced I'd lost it. But there were other times, I thought I was mainlining the secret truth of the universe."'


"Do you not trust the feelings of the flesh? Our biology yearns to join with yours. We welcome you to our mass. But you puzzle us. Why do you serve our mother? How can you choose cold metal over the splendor of the flesh? But you fear us. We hear your thoughts, and they rage for your brothers who you believe dead. But they are not. They sing in our symphony of life. We offer another chance to join us. If you choose to lie down with the machine, we will rend you apart, and put you separate from the joys of the mass."


"I've never really liked using these. Takes away the rush. Squeezing a trigger... it's like ordering takeout.

Now this. This is the thing. This is the pulse. This is what I do."


Miller: Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity?

[D.J shakes his head]

Miller: It's beautiful. It's like liquid, it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves. And they just kept hitting him, wave after wave. He was screaming for me to save him.

D.J.: What did you do?

Miller: I did the only thing I could. I closed the lifeboat hatch, and I left him behind.


11:19 PM - OSkAR: My mind is restless and ever cell of my body says put down that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pencil and pick up a crayon


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There were many occasions while playing this game on which I cursed the name of Jonny Blow. I swore revenge for the misery and suffering he so eagerly sought to inflict upon me, wondering what could possess a man to devise puzzles so utterly devilish and hell-bent on the mental and emotional subjugation of the weak.

Mr. Blow might, in fact, be the devil himself. I awoke on many mornings with the images of maze puzzles imprinted on my retinas. Life had become an infinite series of lines and circles, endless torment only alleviated through the ruthless self-flagellation of returning to that island and ingesting yet another puzzle.

But in the end, completing The Witness without any assistance will remain one of the greatest achievements and fondest memories of my gaming career. A mediocre achievement to some, perhaps, but pretty good for a drooling room temperature IQ baboon like me.

You're alright, Jonny.

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From the formless void's gaping maw, there springs an entity. Not an entity such as any you can conceive of, nor I; an entity more primordial than the elements themselves, yet constantly coming into existence even as it is destroyed. It is the Child of Chaos, the Pathway to the Next.

The darkness shall swallow the land, and in its wake there will follow a storm, as the appetite of nothing expands over the world.

From the formless void's gaping maw, there springs an entity.
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Freedom is liquid, supple, mellifluous. It surrounds us, engulfs our bodies, drowns our fear. We plumb freedom's depths and consume the nourishment within. From these waters, we are born; when we die, we shall return to those waters.

Out there, among the stars, are the waters, freedom incarnate. That dark, endless void is our destiny, our path, our goal. We must not fear it, nor should we control it. Rather, we should embrace it, trust it, love it. Its ever-changing face, its protean existence, is our very essence. We are those stars, the void, the awesome waters of space: ancient, forever, free.
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Do you know what you are, capsuleer? The truth will not comfort you.
You are a frightened child running headfirst towards oblivion.

And I?
I am the only one who tried to stop you.
I am the Messiah that you turned against.

You persecuted me, hunted my children.
Vowed to burn my Promised Land to ash.


Now I have returned, and I know you better than you know yourself.

I will vanquish your fear, and commute your flesh to dust.
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12 27 Dec, 2017 @ 10:50am 
♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no social life
Barlk (Lies of Piss) 7 Dec, 2016 @ 1:30am 
really makes u think
windownsmp 6 Dec, 2016 @ 5:34pm 
Good evening citizen of tamriel.
I have journeyed over distant lands in search of you. I have with me a documint from the grand esteemed wizard Monis - DickVanDyke who has urgent need of your services. The grand wizard is very sick, and is in need of your healing hands, you are known throughout the lands as the greatest cave explorer and treasure finder. Please read the document and journey with me, we msut travel through the blue hills to my masters palace. The wind is picking up and i can hear the cries of my master, please quickly read the scroll and come with me, he is most urgent.

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Barlk (Lies of Piss) 2 Jun, 2016 @ 7:45am 
no u