In the vast realm of Steam, our camaraderie rivals the Joestars', a saga of victory and laughter. Your skill, akin to Star Platinum's precision, and wit, as cunning as Joseph's ruses, make us an unbeatable duo, facing challenges with a blend of strategy and humor.

Our adventures, filled with ORA ORA ORAs and MUDA MUDA MUDAs, are legendary. Together, we're unstoppable, our bond unbreakable, turning every game into an epic journey worthy of the Joestar legacy.

So, my Stand-wielding accomplice, as we dive into our next odyssey, let's channel Joseph's cunning and Jotaro's resolve. Our laughter will echo like Echoes ACT 3, making foes quiver as if facing Golden Experience Requiem. May our dark humor and indomitable spirit guide us through the night. Our bizarre adventure, brimming with the thrill of victory, thirsts for the untold!

Now I could lie to you and say, 'I'm just goin' out for a pack of cigarettes.' But the truth is, I'm leavin' you to raise eight-year-old Black Dynamite by yourself. Now dig it while you can, because the light just turned muthaf***in' green. Bye, b*tch!