So, hey...my son bought a few cases of pickles home from the cannery. Was wondering if I could store 'em at your place?

Stream’s making me write a comment to help unlock some badge that I’m quite a bit sure will do absolutely nothing useful, but that I still feel the need to collect just because my OCD has no mercy for me. The other badges I need take a tiny amount more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EFFORT so it’s not looking like those badges will be earned anytime soon. But I gotta keep on earning more steam levels cause I’m like one of the lowest levels amongst all my friends and it bugs me.
tl;dr—♥♥♥♥ you; quit having a higher Steam level than me. Also, this comment and/or my Steam level is worth 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ so please tell me to go ♥♥♥♥ myself or even to just erase the entire comment.

♥♥♥♥♥♥.<3. I love you.