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Otter Jesus 28 May @ 7:48am 
Guys we haven't left a comment since 2022 what the actual hell. we're slacking I don't care if this man has kids he cant eat beef so we have to bully him
GmCity 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am 
@Otts, Lies and libel.
Otter Jesus 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am 
-rep no hoes
Empyrean Wayfarer 29 Aug, 2021 @ 3:43pm 
El Tratado de Versalles ( francés : Traité de Versailles ) fue el más importante de los tratados de paz que pusieron fin a la Primera Guerra Mundial . El Tratado puso fin al estado de guerra entre Alemania y las potencias aliadas . Fue firmado el 28 de junio de 1919 en Versalles , exactamente cinco años después del asesinato del archiduque Franz Ferdinand , que había conducido directamente a la guerra. Las otras potencias centrales del lado alemán firmaron tratados separados. [6] Aunque el armisticio, firmado el 11 de noviembre de 1918, puso fin a los combates reales, se necesitaron seis meses de negociaciones aliadas en la Conferencia de Paz de París para concluir el tratado de paz. El tratado fue registrado por la Secretaría de la Sociedad de Naciones el 21 de octubre de 1919. Tratado de Versalles
Otter Jesus 29 Aug, 2021 @ 3:42pm 

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

Empyrean Wayfarer 12 May, 2021 @ 3:27pm 
Ingredients

1 box Betty Crocker™ Super Moist™ yellow or devil's food cake mix
1 cup water
1/2 cup vegetable oil
3 eggs
2 containers Betty Crocker™ Rich & Creamy vanilla frosting
Red, yellow, blue and green food colors
1 container Betty Crocker™ Rich & Creamy chocolate frosting
Assorted colors licorice twists
Gumdrops
2 chocolate-covered caramel candies
2 Oreo chocolate creme sandwich cookies, crumbled
Gummy or jellied candy rings
Assorted candies (gumdrops, jelly beans, candy corn, etc.)

Otter Jesus 12 May, 2021 @ 3:25pm 
For the base

300g strong bread flour
1 tsp instant yeast (from a sachet or a tub)
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp olive oil, plus extra for drizzling
Otter Jesus 12 May, 2021 @ 3:25pm 
For the tomato sauce

100ml passata
handful fresh basil or 1 tsp dried
1 garlic clove, crushed
Otter Jesus 12 May, 2021 @ 3:25pm 
For the topping

125g ball mozzarella, sliced
handful grated or shaved parmesan (or vegetarian alternative)
handful of cherry tomatoes, halved
Otter Jesus 12 May, 2021 @ 3:24pm 
To finish

handful of basil leaves (optional)
Otter Jesus 7 Mar, 2021 @ 9:43am 
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GmCity 27 Jan, 2021 @ 2:04pm 
isit
Otter Jesus 25 Jan, 2021 @ 11:36am 
Factorio isit
Lima 15 Aug, 2020 @ 5:12pm 
Damien caused Covid-Isit19
Otter Jesus 15 Aug, 2020 @ 5:10pm 
Last comment was in 2019, we're slacking bois
GmCity 19 Nov, 2019 @ 3:56pm 
Lima 19 Nov, 2019 @ 3:55pm 
mike i found this on an old hard drive of yours please tell me what it means don't tell me that you've joined a cult me and your mother are scared https://i.imgur.com/BkLe8vZ.png
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Lima 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:51pm 
- Elon Musk
Otter Jesus 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:50pm 
Meowbot was a mistake
Lima 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:49pm 
:peepoWTF: :middle_finger: @GmCity#2836
Otter Jesus 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:48pm 
*okay hand emoji below the waistline* Aha got EEEEM
Lima 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:47pm 
>tfw someone makes a joke about you making a joke about someone making a joke about needing help cos they're an addict but they're actually an attic no u no returns goteem
Otter Jesus 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:46pm 
>tfw you make a joke about someone making a joke about needing help cus they're an addic but they're actually an attic
Lima 24 Mar, 2019 @ 3:45pm 
>making a joke about needing help cos your an addict but you're actually an attic
GmCity 24 Mar, 2019 @ 5:09am 
I'm an addict that needs help!
Otter Jesus 23 Mar, 2019 @ 7:12pm 
Mike's cheating on Factorio again, when will she learn to stop taking him back? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
RenaTheBunny 23 Mar, 2019 @ 7:10pm 
Is Rimworld the new Factorio? More at 11
GmCity 14 Mar, 2019 @ 4:15pm 
It just needs to believe.
Otter Jesus 13 Mar, 2019 @ 4:26pm 
I've always said two, but now my kid is saying three. However, my kid's preschool teacher says one and it pisses me off that there arent enough chuggas for a choo; how's the train supposed to go anywhere?
Otter Jesus 8 Feb, 2019 @ 9:43am 
Dissappears for years at a time, comes back and makes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke, Dissappears again. Rinse and repeat with you. Typical man
Otter Jesus 15 Dec, 2018 @ 12:14pm 
Is that Mike being inactive for like 10 years is it
GmCity 27 Nov, 2018 @ 3:37pm 
Just because you like sitting on my lap doesn't make you a little kid, you're not that short.
Otter Jesus 27 Nov, 2018 @ 1:20pm 
Mike likes his new job at the mall letting kids sit on his lap whilst dressed up as santa a little too much
GmCity 30 Sep, 2018 @ 6:15am 
wat?
Otter Jesus 25 Sep, 2018 @ 4:09pm 
Seen I haven't conmented for a while, so here goes nothing, *Clears throat* you don't know everything so get off your high horse you actual wannabe Stephen Fry
GmCity 21 Jun, 2018 @ 12:43pm 
Thats what happens when you succ on it all day.
Lima 20 Jun, 2018 @ 2:23pm 
I know from experience FeelsBadMan
Otter Jesus 20 Jun, 2018 @ 2:20pm 
Mike has a soggy willy
GmCity 17 May, 2018 @ 1:09pm 
aww, but the 8 foot standard and the "extra buckets" expansion is still okay right?
Otter Jesus 16 May, 2018 @ 3:19pm 
hey, GmCity! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
Otter Jesus 2 Mar, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
Mike, you can't talk, your jokes and comebacks need explaining they're that bad, learn to meme you cuck
GmCity 2 Mar, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
You guys level of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is almost reaching Canadian levels.
Lima 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:33pm 
Steve came home one night to his house to find alex's clothes spread throughout the house. He was shocked to hear moaning coming from her bedroom. He looked through the window-frame of the door, and saw Herobrine balls deep in her! Steve, out of anger burst into the room, pulled out his diamond sword, and lashed out at herobrine; cutting his blocky balls off. Herobrine takes serious damage, and Alex is extremely embarrassed. "Steve! Stop! Don't kill him! I'm sorry!" she exclaimed. "You filthy ♥♥♥♥♥!" screamed steve, in his anger slicing off her right breast and stabbing an arrow in her neck. As Alex bleeds to death, Herobrine stands in absolute terror, using his hands to cup his rapidly bleeding crotch. "Bend over, ♥♥♥♥♥" Steve said, unzipping his pants. Steve then proceeded to rape herobrine, disembowel him, and then rape Alex's corpse. Steve then proceeded to brew their remains into potions which he keeps in his basement to this day.
Otter Jesus 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:29pm 
This boi the kinda boi to stick crayons in his bum bum
GmCity 22 Feb, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
>implying you aren't
RenaTheBunny 21 Feb, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
+1
Otter Jesus 21 Feb, 2018 @ 3:49pm 
I've commented on everyones profile don't think you're getting away with it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex offender