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Well come to find out I get home, my girlfriend ate all of my pizza Pringles. I was really frustrated. She said she was just hungry - I didn’t believe it.
I asked her to come to the food pantry but as we were approaching it, I turned around and swiftly grabbed her by the neck and drove her head under the sink. I then turned the water on blistering heat and forced her head under the water until her scalp was scalding red and bleeding.
I then threw her on the ground and made passionate love. We ordered Dominos pizza. I didn’t get my pizza Pringles but we settled on this. Afterwards I felt like I kind of overreacted. But I don’t ♥♥♥♥ around with my Pringles. So.. aita?
TL;DR I had sexy sex with a sex girl