Sorry, but I have to do this.

If you add me without having At least one of the following requistite things I will ignore you :

You have played with me and I know your name

You have more than one Alias: Meaning you've changed your display name atleast once

You send me a message with the following phrase: "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

I know you IRL

This has happened in light of the torrent of requests I get from bots asking me to submit my information to websites like {LINK REMOVED}"www.sleamcornmutiney.com". As much as I'd like to see slimey pirate corn muntines I would not like to have my account with my details stolen.

Thanks For Understanding

P.S Even if you are a legit rando I will accept you. However, if you prove to be fake and gay then ttfn ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

P.S.S Check my games list before you add me! If you're waiting to play a game of Coonter Struk: Globular Offended and I don't have it - SO SAWY.