Make yourself at home!
Because you'll be reading this crap for ages and ages to come!
My Name is Jolly Swine!

I only request from my friend that they give me their booty!

And their treasure!

Nah im just messing with you :3

My real name is John Shepherd and this is my favorite shop in the citadel!
I liketo play videogames and write stories! I one day hope to become a super hero






Your still reading this?










You must be bored











This will just go on and on you know....
























o.o You are very determined to get to the bottom
































Almost there!







































Just kidding.


















































*yawn*


















































ZzzzzZzzzzz..




















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(_／DANCE WITH ME YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥







You have encountered a table!
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You used table flip!

Y( ._.)Y I____I *table flip* Insta kill























O HAI DER!




























































Seriously what are you expecting to see?












































































Your prize is almost here!



























































c=3 This is what you came all the way down here for. How do you feel about yourself?