Pepperman is back into CS:GO. If confronted on such accusations he will do everything in his power to get you to believe that the above statement is fictitious. He is currently sitting in a gaming chair that has the exact vein pattern that sits behind the skin of his ever so white man bag that hangs between those two little hairy branches he likes to call “legs” moulded into the chair. His shoulders are rolled so far forward that his back actually sits above his neck. This will lead to many complications later in life such as Kyphosis. There is currently 5 empty packets of Wheelies that are sitting just above his keyboard and 6 empty cans of what he calls “Energy Drink” just Northeast of his Logitech mousepad. These statements that I am typing are the truth and nothing but the truth. As he looks to his left towards his second monitor, a grin starts to manifest itself upon his face as he realises I have seen through his facade. He is currently taking advantage of the ever so small ghoul that plays every game on steam for a minimum of 185 hours a week. It’s time Pepperman, we know the truth, accept what you have become, don’t squander on Global.