im having your balls for dinner tonight

Hello this is Brian G. Riffin from the company CRINGE department, and I am sorry to say you are in direct violation of article A55 subsection E4TER and as a result have been IP banned from our group wide SMP server. We are sorry to have to terminate your company account, especially after you built that really funny pooping butt out of wool and porkchops, that was the funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen

whats the big idea wise guy...... u think i'd do something like THAT??? sick....

I'd like to invite you to an exclusive business opportunity. I'm selling pictures of my TAINT and was curious to know if you'd like to be an official™ distributor. Please DM me if you're interested. I'm very excited for the prospects of this collaboration.

can you PLEASE tell me you spaghetti bolognese recipe, it tasted so nice and I really want to make it for my grandma so dont be an arse hole and share it would you?

Gosh. After last night, my ♥♥♥♥ and balls are SWEATING. I've never had that much of a mind-body workout before 🤤🤤. Hit me up next time you're in town, i'm gagging to have you over for a passion filled night again