Recent reviews by Manky

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Could've been a cool fun game if the combat and move design wasn't just utter garbage

I liked it a lot.

The soundtrack is excellent.

The level design is ass and not fun at all. And you have to keep backtracking the same levels over and over again. Might've been fun otherwise.

Overall i would give this positive review if only because you can uppercut lions and war elephants as caesar while a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' metal soundtrack plays in the background.

You need some pretty thick nostalgia glasses to enjoy the visuals, the weapon models look good and the gore has nice effects, but more than Doom the game kinda looks like a Might and Magic 6 demake.

The game contains 3 episodes and I would rate them:
Episode 1: Standard retro shooter map design, you need to get acquainted to the game's unique quirks and mechanics to get through the levels.
Episode 2: Every level is a coin-toss between being an epic fight or an absolute pain in the ass gimmick-level
Episode 3: It's all Plutonia Experiment. Level design by satan himself. There's a couple of cool sequence here and there, but ♥♥♥♥ is it sadistic.

Holy Crab, we will not despise.

I love smooching ghosts.

Wow. It's so ugly yet so creative!

Croteam completely lost it ever since Serious Sam 3.

The boring level design combined with the atrocious movement and jump controls makes me actively not want to do any secret hunting at all. You don't get a single decent gun until you're 3/4 through the game; it all just feels like a slog instead of a fun adventure.

I wanna be a robot
Made of chrome
You can be my mechanical friend
so I won't be alone


On or off
But nothing in between
I prefer to think in steps
Program me
Reload my systems
Afraid of what comes next

Too many options
I need instructions
How will i decide
Push my buttons
Be my captain
Take me for a ride

Out of focus
I need directions
Prepare me for the tide
remote control me
arrange for progress
tell me where to draw the line

shift my gears
and push me forward
navigate my thoughts
burn the blueprints
make the wheels turn
connect me to the gods

I wanna be a robot
Made of chrome
You can be my mechanical friend
so I won't be alone