Recent reviews by Gesteppie / TTV

"LINDA, DARLING IS THAT YOU? OH MY GOODNESS IT HAS BEEN SUCH A TIME WITHOUT YOU!"

If i could just ... (ugh) I would love to ... (ugh) Quit ... (ugh) I need to... (ugh) I need to get... (ugh) QUIT PUSHING ME! (ugh)

10/10 game.

UPDATE: I ... (ugh) like this game... (ugh) even ... (ugh) ... more now! (ugh ugh)
*laughs in Rush E*

This is a review

Ghost gives nice hugs. Please don't shame him for his flatulence <3

"Hack the computers to get the data"

Ahh, such a lovely, straight forward, quirky, little horror game. :) seriously love it and I hope it keeps it's niche style!

EAC keeps thinking I'm cheating when I'm picking a pirate. Can't even get into the game for more than 10 mins after a fresh download :/

EDIT: I have managed to play the game without EAC booting me for some time now. But I am still cranky at the game for it.

Instructions unclear. Have now spent far too many hours making an excellent work of a coffee stain.

I was going to give this game a recommended review, but then I tried to launch it via Thunderstore Mod manager, as all the mods I want to play with haven't fully transitioned over to the Paradox Mods. It crashes and crashes and crashes. I can no longer enjoy the game in a way that I want and am stuck with a buggy BETA mod solution.

It's such a shame, really a disappointment, to see how Colossal Order is being heavy handed into churning out crappy and excessively priced product rather than something for the gaming community to enjoy.

A little fun fact: Paradox share prices started tumbling just before the 25th March DLC and recovered before starting to tumble less than 12 hours later.
Keep voting with your wallets fellow gamers! Let Paradox know that without us, they will have no profit to line the pockets of shareholders with.

EDIT: I have played again for a little bit after the recent patched to make the Beaches DLC free and I would say there definitely have been improvements BUT there is still a lot of work to go before the game is hassle free experience. Hopefully CO doesn't lean too hard on modders fixing the game for them.

Very satisfying Portal game and it feels true to the core story of the original games. There's a lot of familiar game play, but also some puzzles that require some *very* thinking of the outside of the box.
Personally I got very frustrated with trying to solve the very last puzzle and had to end up watching a walkthrough, but it certainly didn't detract from the loads of fun I had playing!

*this comment was stolen by the hoarding bug*