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6.8 hrs on record
its good :D
Posted 21 June, 2018.
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21.4 hrs on record
Nice
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,456.5 hrs on record (2,331.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
It used to be so magical... I always had friends to play with. We played maps, and mastered them. Set goals , and reached them. Join teams, and carried them. Made rivals and defeated them. Made friends, and Enemies. Some times we ranked up, others we deranked but it didnt matter because we knew we could reach them again. We made it to LEM and then everything came crashing down. We became so much more cynical , always ♥♥♥♥ talking if we played a good game or calling cheats when we had a good one. The friends stopped playing, the passion for competition was extinguished, and everything became dull...

I still reminice on the glory days before everyone quit , A place in which I am afraid I will never return. The game was my happy place. Now I just play to reach happiness, hoping to restore a spark that will light up my life once again....

But this is just my story,
The only way to truly experience this game is to play it... And don't just play it for the game. Play it to cast your imprint on strangers. Make your friends, create teams, or join teams. Don't play to become the best but rather have the best time playing. The friends will come and go, some will be silver, some will be gold. No game or team is permanent. But the adventures you have while playing are eternal.

...Also, Chickens

... Its 2018 now and this is still a true meme
Posted 16 November, 2016. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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0.5 hrs on record
10/10 AUTISM WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ~ Text2Speech 3 GOOD
Posted 24 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
113.2 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
tis a great game
Posted 10 June, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
659.9 hrs on record (648.6 hrs at review time)
> I was only 10 years old.
> I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
> I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
> Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
> Suddenly everything changed.
> I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
> I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
> I had so many hats, I loved them all.
> But then someone traded me, I accepted.
> They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
> It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
> But no Unusual, He scammed me.
> I lost it all.
> I was so sad I cried for hours.
> Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
> I went to bed after praying.
> I felt warm.
> I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
> He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning TC.
> Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning TC and I was naked.
> I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
> Hats are love. Hats are life.
...How long ago did i write this lol
Posted 27 May, 2014. Last edited 27 November, 2016.
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160.5 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKYRIM :DDDD
Posted 26 December, 2013.
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