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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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