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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
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Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
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Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
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Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
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And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
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Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
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False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
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Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
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Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
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What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm



In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
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