Recent reviews by FutureLlama

To the two girls and one guy who said don't shoot and lets team up, then proceeded to shoot us and call us losers, thank you for the loot

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

⚔️ Combat ⚔️

✅ Peak Peakness
❌ Masterclass
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Like you're punching in a dream

🗡️ Build Variety 🗡️

❌ Endless
❌ Abundant
❌ A few
✅ You use what you have

🧙‍♂️ Character Designs 🧙‍♂️

✅ Do a doubletake
❌ Meh
❌ Delete character

🌎 World Design 🌎

❌ Fully Immersive
✅ Detailed
❌ Basic
❌ Your bathroom is more immersive

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
❌ Good
❌ Very good
✅ Eargasm

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
✅ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Easy
❌ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Ninja Dog
❌ Lesser Ninja
❌ Greater Ninja
❌ Ninja Head
✅ Master Ninja

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
✅ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Wash eyes with soap
❌ Pixel / a different style

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One and done
✅ Endgame Challenges
❌ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Singleplayer
❌ Multiplayer
❌ Co-op

🛠️ Optimization 🛠️

✅ Smooth like butter
❌ Good
❌ Playable
❌ 5090 will not save you

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA for a spare computer

😡 Bugs 😡

✅ Never heard of
❌ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ Call the exterminator

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ Meh
❌ No

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

⚔️ Combat ⚔️

❌ Peak Peakness
✅ Masterclass
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Like you're punching in a dream

🗡️ Build Variety 🗡️

❌ Endless
✅ Abundant
❌ A few
❌ You use what you have

🧙‍♂️ Character Design 🧙‍♂️

✅ Gawk worthy
❌ Do a doubletake
❌ Meh
❌ Delete character

🌎 World Design 🌎

❌ Fully Immersive
✅ Detailed
❌ Basic
❌ Your bathroom is more immersive

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
❌ Good
✅ Very good
❌ Eargasm

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
✅ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
❌ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
✅ Difficult
❌ NG+++
❌ NG++++++
❌ NG+++++++++

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
✅ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Wash eyes with soap
❌ Pixel / a different style

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One and done
✅ Lets do NG+
❌ Lets do NG++
❌ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Singleplayer
❌ Multiplayer
❌ Co-op

🛠️ Optimization 🛠️

❌ Smooth like butter
❌ Good
✅ Playable
❌ 5090 will not save you

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
❌ Fast
✅ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA for a spare computer

😡 Bugs 😡

✅ Never heard of
❌ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ Call the exterminator

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ Meh
❌ No

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

⚔️ Combat ⚔️

✅ Peak Peakness
❌ Masterclass
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Like you're punching in a dream

🗡️ Build Variety 🗡️

❌ Endless
❌ Abundant
✅ A few
❌ You use what you have

🧙‍♂️ Character Design 🧙‍♂️

❌ Gawk worthy
✅ Do a doubletake
❌ Meh
❌ Delete character

🌎 World Design 🌎

❌ Fully Immersive
✅ Detailed
❌ Basic
❌ Your bathroom is more immersive

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
❌ Good
✅ Very good
❌ Eargasm

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
✅ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
❌ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
✅ Difficult
❌ NG+++
❌ NG++++++
❌ NG+++++++++

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
✅ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Wash eyes with soap
❌ Pixel / a different style

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One and done
❌ Lets do NG+
✅ Lets do NG++
❌ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Singleplayer
❌ Multiplayer
❌ Co-op

🛠️ Optimization 🛠️

✅ Smooth like butter
❌ Good
❌ Playable
❌ 5090 will not save you

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
✅ Decent
❌ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA for a spare computer

😡 Bugs 😡

❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ Call the exterminator

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ Meh
❌ No

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Grind more to git gud
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
❌ Teens
❌ Adults
❌ Hardcore Gamers
✅ Everyone

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
✅ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
❌ Pixel / a different style

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
✅ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
❌ Fast
✅ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
✅ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
❌ Good
✅ Very good
❌ Eargasm

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One and done
✅ You have a busy life but you can finish it
❌ Prepare for a journey
❌ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Singleplayer
❌ Multiplayer
❌ Co-op

😡 Bugs 😡

❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ Call the exterminator

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ Meh
❌ No


🔟 Rating 🔟

7/10

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
✅ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
❌ Pixel / a different style

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
❌ Good
✅ Democracy
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
❌ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
✅ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
❌ Medium
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
✅ Good
❌ Very good
❌ Eargasm

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One Shot
❌ It must have been a long time
❌ It must have been some time
❌ Definitely playable
✅ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Multiplayer
✅ Singleplayer
✅ Co-op

😡 Bugs 😡

❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ So-So!
❌ No


🔟 Rating 🔟

8/10

🎮Audience🎮

✅ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
✅ Everyone

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
✅ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
❌ Pixel / a different style

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
✅ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
❌ Medium
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
❌ Good
✅ Very good
❌ Eargasm

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One Shot
❌ It must have been a long time
❌ It must have been some time
❌ Definitely playable
✅ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Multiplayer
✅ Singleplayer
✅ Co-op

😡 Bugs 😡

❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

✅ Yes
❌ So-So!
❌ No


🔟 Rating 🔟

9/10

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

🌆 Graphics 🌆

❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
✅ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
❌ Pixel / a different style

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
✅ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
✅ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
❌ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
❌ To infinity and beyond

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
✅ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls

🎧 Audio - Music 🎧

❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
✅ Not too bad
❌ Good
❌ Very good
❌ Eargasm

🎮 Replayability 🎮

❌ One Shot
❌ It must have been a long time
❌ It must have been some time
❌ Definitely playable
✅ Multiplayer

🔮 Game Modes 🔮

✅ Multiplayer
✅ Singleplayer
✅ Co-op

😡 Bugs 😡

❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮

❌ Yes
❌ So-So!
✅ No


🔟 Rating 🔟

0.5/10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10