The Jelqing Pilker
Scum, Duke of Wawa Dumpster   Vatican City State (Holy See)
Level
75
Slime
100 XP
 
 
Freak of the Week since 1999

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Balatro
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Games  392
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Reviews  83
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the Duke himself
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Poem ~
BE IT SALTY OR BE IT SWEET
'LONG AS I GET SOME JUICY MEAT
BE IT TENDER, OR BE IT TOUGH
BUT WITHOUT MY MEAT I DO TEND TO GET ROUGH
BRING IT TO ME IN BARRELS OR SERVED ON A PLATE
ALLS GOOD LONGS I GET TO EAT
TH' NAMES SCUM AND I'M KING OF THESE PARTS
AND IF YOU COULDN'T TELL... I REALLY DO ENJOY MEAT.
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Balatro
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Hunt: Showdown 1896
Bloodless
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Marvel Rivals
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Comments
The Jelqing Pilker 30 Jan @ 2:25pm 
Dude I'm 4-star, pipe down
sweetbiatch 30 Jan @ 12:24pm 
dumb hacker noob
Ryao 15 Jan @ 2:42pm 
you too!
The Jelqing Pilker 12 Jan @ 8:00pm 
Happy hunting man! gl in your future games!
Ryao 12 Jan @ 7:38pm 
alright, sorry that may have been a little rage. sorry my dude, sometimes we all get lucky and in that case I was the unlucky dude. GG bro, happy hunting
The Jelqing Pilker 12 Jan @ 6:27pm 
Wait where you the guy with the bow that I got with the scottsfield? Cuz I KNOW that play looked fishy but I swear I'm just lucky with it. If it makes you feel any better I gt dogged on the very next game