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Posted: 7 Jul @ 10:17pm

CURSE YOU BAYLE!
I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON!
YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH!
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON...
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
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