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“It is not the strength of the sword, but the quicksave before the swing, that determines victory.” - Sun Tzu

“Nearly all men can handle defeat, but if you want to test a man’s character, let him fail a Persuasion roll.” -Abraham Lincoln

“In every corner of Night City lies a story, and in every story, the heart of a dream yet untold.” -Winston Churchill

“He who seeks wisdom shall uninstall Overwatch 2 and find peace.” -Confucius

The first moments I spent in Path of Exile 2 felt like stepping through a portal into another world—one teeming with secrets, hardship, and unspoken promises of greatness. As I navigated Wraeclast’s twisting paths, each new monster I felled and every piece of loot I claimed seemed to peel back another layer of my old self. Before I knew it, the game’s unforgiving landscapes and brutal encounters stopped being something I observed through a screen and started feeling like raw, living energy surging through my veins. By the end of the first night, I was no longer just playing the game; I was living it.

On the second evening, after many hours spent seizing treasures in cursed catacombs and trading blows with mighty bosses, I emerged from my apartment and slipped into the real night. The city streets were cold and hard, cast in a dim glow by distant streetlights. I roamed like a lost adventurer fresh out of my starting camp, expecting to find hidden stashes behind dumpsters, dangerous foes lurking in alleyways, and legendary vendors nestled in broken doorways. The further I wandered, the more deliriously convinced I became that I was one step away from a rare drop or a secret waypoint.

By sunrise, rain-soaked and trembling, I found myself curled up in a ditch, stripped of dignity and sense, tears mixing with the downpour. Yet the reason I wept wasn’t my pitiful state. It was because Path of Exile 2 had shaken me to my core. The game had burrowed inside me, making its complexity, brutality, and brilliance feel as essential as the air I breathed. Its allure transcended the screen, reducing me to a fervent believer. Naked, cold, and cradled by the mud, I cried at the beauty of it all, knowing this masterpiece had forever changed me.

TL;DR: POE2 absolutely ****s on Diablo 4.

Marvel Rivals smacks Overwatch 2 around like Hulk on a bad day—no contest, just carnage.

As a dad of three young boys, I can confirm that Ultra Food Mess 2 is both the best way to bond with your kids and the most effective way to start a riot in your living room. This game is like a chaotic blend of dodgeball, a food fight, and Saturday morning cartoons—all wrapped up in a neat, delicious package.

I acquired all the publishers and developers and added everything to Game Pass. It's the ultimate Phil Spencer simulator.

"I was once quoted saying, 'I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.' In 'Dave the Diver', I make them my sushi." - Abraham Lincoln

"The subtle lessons of Mini Metro? That growth requires adaptation, that efficiency is born of necessity, and that even in abstraction, our natural instinct is towards order and progression." - Mahatma Gandhi