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This game is creeeeeepy. I played through most of it the night before my AP Human Geography exam... I received a small amount of sleep that night (yet, somehow, I passed the exam). This game has some great scares and has a generally creeoy vibe to it. For fans of horror games, this game is an absolute must. (The creepy paintings are half of the game's scares to be honest...). 3 Spoopy 5 Me

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Babyface is right behind you right now, but don't look or you'll startle him

"I woke up in my bed today a hundred years ago. Who am I?

... Who am I?"

This game is appropriately dark and sci-fi-ish, but the game's message is phenominal. What does it mean to be human, and how much can you push those limits and still be considered a human? This game is deep (and I mean deeeeeeeeeeep), and I enjoyed every second of it. It has just the right blend of horror and puzzles to keep anyone engaged and entertained. Oh, you don't like horror games? Psshhhhh... sleep is overrated :)

Also, If I killed my old body from my new one, is it considered assisted suicide?

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DENIED! #REKT [giphy.com]

I just finished playing through this and, dare I say it, changed EVERYTHING. I feel the need to spoil everything, but that'd ruin the experience. This DLC combines the best parts of Bioshock with the best parts of Bioshock Infinite. Just... Just... PLAY THROUGH IT! It's beautiful in every way. This is the best DLC I've ever played HANDS DOWN. It changed the way I view my life; I'll never be the same.

With regards to jumpscares: Nope!
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NOPE!
SO MUCH NOPE!

EDIT: One year after release, I decided to repurchase this game with a new computer. The game has been fixed, and is extremely fun to play. I was once furious with this now great game. I recommend giving this game a second chance.

Where to begin...
This game is a masterpiece unlike any other game. This game is very enjoyable in all aspects. The voice acting is perfect and realistic, the graphics are phenominal, and the story is unforgettable and unbelievable (much like the first game). The DLC for this game is equally as exciting as the game itself, and the overall experience of the game is amazing. The game is highly addictive. I would without a doubt recommend this game to other players. If you like shooters, story, or just a downright good time, then I would recommend Bioshock Infinite.

I have played many games, but few have maintained my attention over the years. When I first discovered BioShock, I was roaming YouTube. After watching trailers, etc., I became fascinated with the world of Rapture. When I finally bought/played the game many months later, I had high expetations. This game exceeded my high expectations and remains to this day one of the best games I have ever played. If you like good graphics, an amazing story, or first-person shooters, then this game is without a doubt for you.

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Free and battle royale?? Come on Valve, you're better than this...

EDIT: The new mode was fun

This game is addictive, yet very challenging. On day 1, I lost my job for some unknown reason. On days 2-4, I was attacked numerous times. And yet I can't stop playing