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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:26am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 3:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 2:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:27am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 10:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:37am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 5:16am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 2:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 7:01am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 5:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:11am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:02am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:57am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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