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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:56pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:57pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:08pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:33pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:45pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:34pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:45pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:42am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:01am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 8:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:05am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked