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Recent reviews by John Helldiver

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27.8 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Solo climbed a mountain to bring a heavy *** plushies to get a propeller hat.
Posted 6 July.
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12.4 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
It's good, it's pretty and it's free. No clue what p2w people talk about, pretty much everything except cosmetics are free and the things that cost money are more than reasonably priced for a f2p game.
Posted 5 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
54.1 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Censorship is always BAD
Posted 4 July.
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252.7 hrs on record (203.6 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, fun all around. Even better with friends. Devs care about the community so much it feels like being a spoiled kid on Christmas.
Posted 29 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.5 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
I run it on a 1660 ti with an I5, everything at medium/high. Turn off all the fancy stuff like reflections and the nvidia useless things. Looks more than decent and is always between 45 and 60 fps. Never crashed, barely lagged.
They cut corners and that's for sure, but for the fun I'm having and how good the story is, I would have been fine paying 50 more bucks to play it.
Most games nowadays look bad, feel bad and the stories are overall BAD, at least the story and gameplay makes me more than happy.
So yea I agree that the graphics have issues and I'm sure they could easily fix it but I would rather buy this game 5 times and lick old pennies than to even look at any ubisoft games ever again.
Posted 6 March. Last edited 6 March.
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280.5 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Terrible game, spent 75 minutes chipping away at some german F**K, sending all of my poor men straight into machine gun fire trying to gain a stupid forest. Best rts I have ever played, putting operation barbarossa to shame every single match.
Posted 17 February.
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4.6 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Le fishe <3
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
CIA glowies think they can hide things from me! Beat their heads in with a hammer!!!!
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.9 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The benadryl man murdered my friend and dragged them into the shadows
Posted 10 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
This is what keeps me from exploding toddlers at walmart
Posted 21 July, 2023.
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