Liz was here! Hehehe. (RIP)

I divide by zero.
I can drown fish.
I can speak braille.
I killed Chuck Norris.
I counted to infinity. Twice.
I can slam revolving doors.
I once punched a man in the soul.
I did that to Michael Jackson's face.
I put the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
I once had a heart attack. My heart lost.
When I exercise, the machine gets stronger.
I once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with my fist.
A cobra once bit me. After 5 days of pain, the cobra died.
A unicorn once kicked me.
That is why they no longer exist.
I play Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver...and win.
I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
The last digit of Pi is me. I am the end of all things.