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1656 corresponds to 16.56 metters. Using the fact that a man is 14.15 times taller than his penis, that means that the owner of the penis you pasted is 14.15 * 16.56 = 234.324 metters tall. This is too much to be human.
I went on hexpolis.com in order to find a being which could be the owner of that ♥♥♥♥, the tallest fictional monster of all times is: "Sando Aqua Monster" from Star Wars, it is 198 m high which is not even enough to be our monster.
Finally, to conclude: A monster that uge has never been created, which leads us to the fact that this ♥♥♥♥ is way to big to be a real thing, it can only be a false one, made out of some random materials like wood or stone. Thanks for reading, enjoy your day.
Here is the tricky thing; this airplane has propellers, for now, it seems useless for now but you will notice later that I will use it for my demonstration. The useful thing is that this airplane has wheels (as all airplanes), again, according to Wikipedia, a wheel has an average diameter of 62.14 cm. We can say by looking at our airplane that the propeller is nearly equal to 2 times the wheel which will give us a propeller with a size of 120 cm. That corresponds to the size of a line on Steam.
According to the fact that the airplane is 3 lines tall, that gives us an airplane 360 cm tall. We know that the ♥♥♥♥ you pasted is 4.6 times this airplane (as I said earlier), that leads us to 360 * 4.6 = 1656 cm.
Yeah man, I am pretty serious. I mean, I am just a steam player, why am I targetted by such things. This is just a row of ASCII characters, it is so big that you need 14 lines to write this. Here is an example to compare:
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This is an airplane (as you probably noticed), it is only 3 lines wide. The ♥♥♥♥ you pasted is 14 lines wide, which is 4.6 times wider than the airplane. You are basically saying that a mere duck is bigger than 4 airplanes, it is absurd. What is your ♥♥♥♥ made of? Iron, metal, wood. Is it real?
You know what? Let me check on the Wiki... So, the average height of a human being is 185.6 cm, the average size of an erect penis is 13.12 cm. Now if you divide 185.6 by 13.12 you will know how much taller is a man compared to his penis, the result is 14.15. This means that a man is 14.15 times taller than his penis. Now, back to that giant penis you pasted, we know it is 4.6 times bigger than the airplane.