please date me im begging you please you make me so happy everyday and i wouldd ghhangmyself if you declined please say yes please let's get married and have children together and live happily until our mid 80s and make memories together which we'll never forget

hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.

stop switching accounts in themiddle of our discussions ♥♥♥

happy b-day dude

I stalk your socials and stroke it on the down low

hey sorry to bother you but i thought it'd be best to reach you on here, i found your profile on egirl.gg and thought you were really cute so i went ahead and paid for the $79.99 package for the 10 minute csgo date, the 3 hours of esex, and the 2 kisses on mic but you blocked me on discord after the first game when i went 0/17 on mirage, can you please unblock me so we can continue our date thank you!!